jleanneg23

mojave-red

argumate

Star Wars is about an alternate Roman Empire in which the senators show up stab Julius and he’s like fuck you, Brutus and just lightning zaps them all

argumate

after doing a sick backflip of course

association-of-free-people

Julius Caesar wasn’t a pussy who hid his identity. He didn’t give a shit.

official-liberty-prime

I don’t recall Palpatine ever outright denying that he’s Sidious though

bigredm38

He didn’t, but either Palpatine or Sidious was an alias, Julius was always Julius.

official-liberty-prime

Did they ever even call him Sidious in the movies?

bigredm38

I don’t think so? Just sith.

mojave-red

I believe Dooku or whatever. Christopher Lee calls him Darth Sidious at one point.

Source: argumate

joker-ace

queensbian queensbian

What was Zeus’s stripper name?

gaynaya gaynaya

Greece Lightning.

gaynaya gaynaya

It has been over a year since I’ve made this post now, and I swear every single fucking day I get notifications out the ass with you shits reblogging it. Let it die.

Source: scrubbag

setheverman

whisqrs

*lightning strikes in front of me in public*

a girl: that was so scary!!

me: *shakes head* was just a cheap jump scare.. not true horror

Source: whisqrs

ruinedchildhood

ferelden

your fave is problematic… hydromatic… ultramatic… why it could be greased lightning!!!!

Source: ferelden

ruinedchildhood

partybarackisinthehousetonight partybarackisinthehousetonight

really? EVERYBODY was kung fu fighting? i find that hard to believe. stop feeding me these lies

redboxed

Well it was really hard to see if it was everyone, you see they were as fast as lightning.

dramasbomin

And to be honest it was a little bit frightening.

Source: barackinaroundthechristmastree

abeya

deadlykillerqueen

People say Anime is a Mistake yet 2017 is looking to be the worst year for Western Animation with such extraordinary gems like Boss Baby, The Emoji Movie, Nut Job 2, Despicable Me 3, and Lightning McQueen dies the movie.